Thursday, August 25, 2011


So I applied for a job. Had an interview and the whole thing made me nervous. Although I am confident in my abilities I was crazy nervous. I didn't get the job and I was a bit happy because I was worried about my kids.


Our garden is flourishing and the zucchini's are getting huge. It makes me think back to the time when we would get fresh zucchini from farmers and then we tried one as a dildo. We washed it off put some lube on it and then stuck it in lol Interesting experience to say the least.


Life is always crazy as it keeps changing, the best we can do is keep up ;-)

Thursday, August 4, 2011

Thursday, July 28, 2011

HNT - Dress Shopping

I love this dress!! The best part about it is you dont have to wear a bra. Score!!


I have been on somewhat of a sexual hiatus. Not wanting. Now that I do want it, I start my period go figure. The balance in my life is crazy. I can't think about or talk about sex because then I want to try more and do more and think more. If those areas need to be shut down or be controlled sex kind of loses it's whole appeal. It's a work in progress. In the end I hope to be happy.

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Extreme Pure Gold Leopard Mask & Whip

I have gotten something new and different. Usually I get vibrators of some shape or size but this time I got accessories to wear and play with. 

I love the colors, the animal print and the visions of a good time I get when I look at this toy. When I look at the shiny gold and silver animal print it makes me want to let out my inner animal and growl. Cheesy, I know. 

I have yet to try this out with the man (sexual slump) but I have put on the mask and flashed the whip around to see how it would feel. The masks material that goes against the face is leather like and it felt cool in the beginning but after taking pictures and wearing it, it started making my face sweat. I can understand having sex and sweating but I wore it for maybe ten minutes. I was curious about the whip and if it would hurt but it didn't. The whip sparked just enough to make it enjoyable and not overly painful. Then again it depends on the strength of the person using it. 

The details of this toy are:

Bulk Weight: 3.4(oz) / 0.1(kg)
Stretch-to-fit eye mask with soft comfortable lining
Sturdy fetish whip
Opulent metallic and velvet leopard print
PU and Resin Fiber (mask) Polyester (elastic) Nickel-Free Copper (rivets) Cotton (mask lining) PU (whip, hang loop)
15”/ 38 cm (whip)

I would recommend this toy to people because it is fun, it is light and it can really spice up boring bedroom sex. I would even recommend getting a sexy outfit to go with it. 

To find out more you can go here

Disclosure of Material Connection: I received one or more products mentioned above free from manufacturer. My review of the product is based on my personal opinion. I recommend and endorse products based on what I believe is best for my readers. I am disclosing this in accordance with the Federal Trade Commission's Guidelines, CFR, Part 255. 

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Saturday, July 16, 2011

Sunday Stealing

Today we ripped off a blogger named Myne Whitman from the blog of Myne Whitman Writes. She states the she got tagged thanks to Sting, the Nigerian Scorpio, for "tagging me in this free therapy". But, it was probably stolen there as well. So, of course, that will be as far as we go. Tracing back our theft's thieves might take some time. Link back to us at Sunday Stealing!

Sunday Stealing: The Honesty Meme

Cheers to all of us thieves!

Complete the Sentences:

Right now I'm feeling...

My vibrator on my pussy

When I'm alone I feel...

Vibrations surrounding my pussy

When I'm surrounded by people I feel...

Like touching my pussy. Lol just kidding I feel somewhat happy when around people

One thing I hate is...

Clean clothes in the dirty clothes hamper

One thing I really like about myself is ...

My hair and my boobies. Smile

When I'm feeling sad I...

Take bath listen to music

When I daydream it's usually about...

Traveling or being somewhere else

I'm afraid of... Loved one dying unexpected

I'm happiest when...surrounded by quiet or having fun

One thing that really worries me is ...

My anger issues

If I could change one thing about myself it would be...

My anger issues

If I could be with anyone right now I would be with...

My hub

The family member I am closest to is...


If I was really honest with my father I would tell him...

I miss him

One thing I regret about my life is ...

Having kids too soon

If I only had one more day to live I would...

Say I love you

If I was really honest with my mother i would tell her...

She is cool

One thing about me that nobody knows is...

I am religious

I hope that someday in the future...

I can move forward

When I think about my family I feel...


Something I'm really embarrassed about is...

Nothing really, farting?

One thing about me I never want to change is...

My attitude

One thing I feel really proud of is...

My children

Blogsville has helped me to...

Open up about sex and try new things

One thing I like about blogsville is...

The diversity

Saturday Sex Spot - The Buzzing Seed

Thursday, July 14, 2011

Fawk you Friday


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Fawk You (not a profanity) Friday is my little brain child, co-hosted with the lovely Christy from My Mad Mind--A therapeutic way to whine, rant, complain, piss & moan about anything that's bothering you. Each Friday, We will have a new linky up....I'd love to see everyone throw a finger in the air every Friday with us!

Fawk you to airport food being so fuckin expensive. Seriously!

Fawk you to the pressure from riding in an airplane. My head is aching and I feel like I am hung over. 

All worth it though

Fawk yeah to getting to come see my bestie and hang out with her for the weekend. Love her!!

Go link up and let your fawks fly

HNT - Embrace

Happy HNT! I am off for some fun with my girlfriend so I enjoy this embrace with my honey and I look forward to coming home to this embrace. Airport here I come ;-)

Sunday, July 10, 2011

Sunday stealing

Today we ripped off a blogger named Neil Turner from the questionably titled blog Neil Turner's Blog. Link back to us at Sunday Stealing!

Sunday Stealing: The Plaid Hat Meme

Cheers to all of us thieves!

1. When showering, do you start the water and then get in, or get in then start the water?

Turn it on first

2. Have you ever showered with someone of the opposite sex?

Of course

3. Were you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings?

Ewwwwww I only have brothers

4. Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot?


5. How old do people say you look?

Early twenties

6. How old do you act?

Age is just a number it doesn't limit me on the things I do or do not do

7. What's the last song you sang?

She's So Gone by Lemonade Mouth

8. Have you recently become a member of anything?


9. What are your plans for next weekend?

Spending some time in the great state of Ohio with my bf

10. Do you kiss with your eyes open or closed?

Both depends on what else is going on ;-p

11. Whats the sexiest thing about Sarah Palin?


12. Who's the sexiest famous woman alive?

They are all sexy

13. Who's the sexiest famous man alive?

Why limit?!

14. Does your family have a crazy uncle?

No. Funny maybe

15. Have you ever smuggled something into another country?

Never been

16. Do you live in a city with a good sports team?


17. What is the most unusual?

Lions and tigers an bears

18. How do feel about the Goth people?

They are funny people dressed in black. Just like everyone else

19. Can you fix or your significant other your own car?

Yes thank goodness

20. Would you want to kill Casey Anthony yourself if you were guaranteed to get away with it?

No ;-( killing is bad even if other people don't see it


Sorry I have been missing in action life has gotten full of excitement and busy. I found twitter and it has been an obsession. Try to wean myself off a little but usually doesn't last long. I mean hell I even forgot Saturday Sex Spot ;-(. I will get back on the train but this week is going to be crazy especially since I will be on vacation a bit. Oh well luv to all and hope you have a great day.

Thursday, July 7, 2011

HNT - tummy

This is my hardest
Where my worries all come to a head
My nerves peak
And I hold my breath
Waiting for a response

This is where I have a hard time with self acceptance
Yes I had been stretched by four beautiful babes
Yes I have been enjoyed by a loving man
Beauty has come from me
From my tummy

But it still makes me hide
Makes me worry
Holding my breath
Waiting for my loving response

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Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Wicked Wednesday

One Crazy Brunette Chick

It is Wicked Wednesday and another free topic so I am choosing to talk about going commando, which is being inspired by Hubman.


I don't know about YOU but I think going commando is wickedly sexy. It screams, 'I am ready to be fucked.' I personally have not gone commando that much unless I am visiting the man at work or we are going out to have some fun. When I go commando I tend to get dripping wet and it is not exactly fun after awhile unless someone cleans it up. ;-)

Now thinking about a guy going commando is extremely hot!! My hubby has done it a few times and I have enjoyed unzipping his pants to see a great surprise. Delicious!

I am curious on what people think about going commando. Hot or Not so Hot? Have you done it?

Let's be wicked!! Go link up

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

WTF Weekly Meme

Googling how to get away with murder on Wednesday?

1) If you had a mind-reading ability but could only choose three people to read their minds, who would they be?

I wouldn't want to read anyone's mind that I am close too. I would hate for it to ruin our relationships

2) Do you listen to music that matches your mood or improves your mood? (Meaning when you're sad, do you listen to sad music that matches the mood or happy music to lift you up? Or, if you're angry, do you listen to angry music or soothing music to calm you down? And so forth...)

Definitely listen to pick-me up happy music. 

3) Boy bands New Kids On The Block and Backstreet Boys have joined together to form a new band called NKOTBSB. What two musical acts would you like to combine efforts? (The musicians don't have to be currently popular, but they do, of course, need to be alive to be able to record new music.)

I don't know bands and people that well to combine them

4) July 1-7 is "Pleasure Week." What is a hobby that you find to be extremely pleasurable?

Massages ;-)

5) The second week of July is "Nude Recreation Week." (Seriously. I couldn't make this sh*t up.) If you had the chance to go to a nudist resort for a free vacation, would you go? 

Hell yeah!! All you have to say is vacation and I am there

6) Casey Anthony was found not guilty of murder in the death of her daughter on Tuesday. Do you think she got away with murder, or do you think she was innocent?

I didn't really follow this case besides what people have posted. But seriously not reporting your own baby missing for a month?! That has to be the first clue

7) Which of Snow White's seven dwarfs describes you best and why? (Doc, Happy, Bashful, Sleepy, Sneezy, Grumpy, Dopey)

Bashful. Very shy in the beginning

8) If I Googled your name what would I find?

Some funny information ;-)

9) What is more difficult for you -- looking into someone’s eyes when you are telling the person how you feel, or looking into someone’s eyes when they are telling you how they feel?

Both. Rejection is so hard. Giving or receiving. I would be afraid of it

10) Have you ever swallowed something really strange? If so, what was it and how did things turn out for you?

Ummm yeah cum was really strange but you get used to it after a while lol

Sunday, July 3, 2011



Ever since getting my tattoo life has been different. Not so different in the way I do things but different for when I am around people. I just feel different. I suppose it is not all because of the tattoo but that is when I started noticing a change.

I have told my mom about the tattoo. She was at our families reunion, which we couldn't make it too, and she showed my brothers and their wives. Now I feel different towards them. Not that I ever talked to them to begin with. Maybe holidays or birthdays. The funny thing is I would send emails and texts letting my siblings know how much I love and miss them. (that's a totally different topic) I don't talk much on the phone because it makes me uncomfortable but I would still communicate. No response. Not even an I love you too.

This feeling is not just limited to my family but those around me. I guess all in all I am growing distant. Distant from people, distant from my life. I don't want to go to church. I don't want to be around people just to keep up appearances.

It makes me question my life. I know there is two things I want always in my life and that is my husband and my kids the rest can. . . . . . .

Saturday, July 2, 2011


I love texting I am just going to put that out there. I love sexting, texting it is great foreplay and great fun during the day. Here is a silly conversation the man and I had. 

Husband - Watcha doin

Me- Weed 

H - No way.....when did you get into that?

M - End of may

H - And you barely tell me about it now?

M - Some things are better left unsaid

H - Oh. So should I feel betrayed or betrothed

M - Are you seeing someone else

H - Not really. so I guess I'll feel betrayed and not betrothed

M - Ok

H - I'm just wondering how I handle your new addiction

M - Baby steps

H - That actually turns me on slightly
I just have one question for you

M - Yeah? Baby steps? Does it tickle your cock a little

H - It mainly tickles my anus

M - Well that is exciting. Be sure to clean the beads after

H - Oh I am supposed to be playing?

M - I figure if it's tickling something you might want to itch

H - Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
But I think I'll resist this time around

I seriously wasnt planning on having this crazy conversation, those are usually the best, but it was hilarious playing with it. 

And just for an FYI I was pulling weeds out from the garden not actually doing it. 

Sunday Stealing

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Today we ripped off a blogger known as Jana at the blog That's Me, Jana!. She states that she was tagged byLallopallo. But, it was probably stolen there as well. So, of course, that will be as far as we go. Tracing back our theft's thieves might take some time. Link back to us at Sunday Stealing!

Sunday Stealing: The Faceless 4th of July Meme

Cheers to all of us thieves!

1. Last movie you saw in a theater?

I don't remember 

2. What book are you reading?

'You Can Heal Your Life' by Louise L Hay

3. Favorite board game?


4. Favorite magazine?

I like so many it would be hard to choose

5. Favorite smells?

Oranges, rain, my husband wearing CK1

6. Favorite sounds?


7. Worst feeling in the world?

Hurting someone

8. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up?


9. Favorite fast food place?

Chick Fil A

10. What's under your bed?

Sex box

11. Finish this statement. "If I had lot of money I'd….?

By a home and a farm with animals, or maybe travel the world, or build a food storage since it's the end of the world, or go back to schoo

12. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?


13. Storms – cool or scary?

Very cool

14. Favorite drink?

Ice water

15. Finish this statement, "If I had the time I would…."?

Sleep hahaha. I have time just need to choose how to spend it

16. If you had to dye your hair another color, what would be your choice?


17. Favorite place to relax?

My bed, Or bath tub

18. Name all the different cities/towns you've lived in?

Too many to list

19. Favorite sports to watch?


20. Would you like to be born as yourself again?


Thank you for playing this week on Sunday Stealing! Please leave a comment or link when you have posted. Feel free to stop back and visit other player's posts. Have a great week. See you next Sunday!

Saturday Sex Spot - Reverse Cowgirl


I found this picture on a blog that did a post on sex positions guys hate. I didn't know there were any sex position a guy COULD hate. Guys? As long as you are getting some, right?!

Reverse cowgirl is not a position I do very often mostly because I like looking at my guy and I have insecurities about my back side being watching jigglin up and down. Which is funny because I love doggie style but I believe it is different for that position. I like this position because it gives the man pleasure and for the most part they enjoy the view.

How do you feel about this position?

Friday, July 1, 2011

Fawk you Friday

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* Fawk you to my fucking blonde roots multi tasking womanly ways that are not working today. Sorry for any exciting surprises you might have encountered. 

Thursday, June 30, 2011

HNT - Oldie

Life is pretty crazy around here so I will have to use an old photo from my previous blog. Enjoy!

Monday, June 27, 2011

Meet me Monday


1.  What is your favorite food?

I love meat and potatoes but a very close second is Thai food. It is very yummy and spicy

2.  What color scheme is your bedroom?

If I had a color scheme it would definitely be green with light houses. Since I collect them and all. I have a beautiful 16 by 20 picture of a light house next to the ocean and I just stare at it and escape into the waters.

3.  Do you carry a donor card?

I don't think I do, wouldn't mind though

4.  In your opinion, is the glass half empty or half full?


5.  Vanilla or Chocolate?


Sunday, June 26, 2011

Thinspiration Sunday

Kimberly over at A Spicy Boy Cat and My Fat Ass does this weigh-in motivational post every Sunday and I want to participate.

My current weight is 155 and it is a healthy weight but I am just wanting to get rid of this baby fat tummy. So if I could get to 140 or 135 that would be awesome.

Look forward to finding my own thinspirations for next week but for now go check out kimberly's.

Saturday, June 25, 2011

Question: do you really care?

Ok all of you bloggers and commanders out there. I have a question for you. When you visit a blog and comment do you:

A - like it when the author responds to your comment


B - care less if the author recognizes your comment

Just something I was curious about.

Also want to share this video, introduced to me by Cinful Cinnamon, because it was awesomely hilarious. We should all love our vaginas if not others ;-)

Sunday Stealing

Today we ripped off a blogger known as blogger and blog named PT-LawMom. It is not her first trip to this rodeo, we've victimized her once before, in August 2008. Since it's long we will do it in parts. She does not say where she ripped it. But, it was probably stolen there as well. So, of course, that will be as far as we go. Tracing back our theft's thieves might take some time. Link back to us at Sunday Stealing!

Sunday Stealing: The Seriously Random Question Meme, Part 3 (The Final Edition)

Cheers to all of us thieves!

41. Who was the last person you went shopping with?

My kiddos. And they did really good amazing enough

42. What is something you need to go shopping for?

Everything. A wedding dress for one. 

43. Do you have the same first name as one of your relatives?

No I am pretty unique and spicy like that

44. What kind of car do (did) your parents drive?

There were so many 

45. Are you rich?

Lol rich with love baby rich with love

46. If you could spend one intimate night with a celebrity, no questions asked, never to see them again, who would it be?

Tom Cruise. Even if he is a douche bag Jerry McGuire gets me excited every time

48. What famous person do you look like? Feel free to use this facial match program by clicking here. Show us at least the celeb photo.

Some say Drew Barrymore some say Reese Witherspoon 

49. What is the most daring thing you've done recently?

Mmmmmmmm got a tattoo

50. Say you were given a pregnancy test right now. Would you pass or fail?


51. Which sex scandal of the last decade bothers you the most?

I dont keep up with drama

52. Do you know anyone in jail/prison?

Sherriff Joe 

53. What are your plans (or what have you done) for this weekend?

Make sure I make it out alive

54. Have you ever woken up and not known where you were?


55. What were you doing at midnight last night??

Honestly?! I was touching myself. It helps me get to sleep

56. Last restaurant you went to?

Is chick a fila a restaurant

57. How many hours did you sleep for last night?


58. Which is more distracting: Sexting while driving or sex while driving?

Sexting because you have to look at the phone. You can have sex and still watch the road

59. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

They better be

60. Have you ever changed your clothes while in a vehicle?


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Saturday Sex Spot - Scissors


I am going to start posting a sex position every Saturday. One I either really enjoy or one that I want to try.

The scissor position is one I enjoy due to the closeness. Sure you can be close with any position but this is a way to switch it up.

Friday, June 24, 2011

Fawk Friday

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*Fawk you to weeds that grow so stinking much. I want to grow a freakin garden nit a pansy ass weed

*Fawk you to my kids who thinks she has to tell me every little detail of hat others are doing so they can get in trouble. 

*Fawk yeah to the hubby who gets to go away for the weekend and spend time with his family. Miss him like crazy but glad he is able to get away

*Fawk you to the fucking public pool that only stays open for a couple of hours. I don't fucking pay all that money to just get in and then get out. We want to fucking enjoy ourselves

And just for fun

*Fawk you to life. Would love to be a billionaire and travel the world. I love having a steady stable life but I also love change. 

Thursday, June 23, 2011

HNT - Legs

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Hot Legs
  (rod stewart)

Who’s that knocking on my door
It’s gotta be a quarter to four
Is it you again coming ’round for more
Well you can love me tonight if you want
But in the morning make sure you’re gone
I’m talkin’ to you
Hot legs, wearing me out
Hot legs, you can scream and shout
Hot legs, are you still in school
I love you honey

Gotta most persuasive tongue
You promise all kinds of fun
But what you don’t understand
I’m a working man
Gonna need a shot of vitamin e
By the time you’re finished with me
I’m talking to you
Hot legs, you’re an alley cat
Hot legs, you scratch my back
Hot legs, bring your mother too
I love you honey

Imagine how my daddy felt
In your jet black suspender belt
Seventeen years old
He’s touching sixty four

You got legs right up to your neck
You’re making me a physical wreck
I’m talking to you
Hot legs, in your satin shoes
Hot legs, are you still in school
Hot legs, you’re making me a fool
I love you honey

Hot legs, making your mark
Hot legs, keep my pencil sharp
Hot legs, keep your hands to yourself
I love you honey
Hot legs, you’re wearing me out
Hot legs, you can scream and shout
Hot legs, you’re still in school
I love you honey

I really love my legs. They are strong. They are sexy. And I can wrestle anyone and hold them to the ground. I also love this sex position with my legs in the air.

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Wicked Wednesday - Public Sex

One Crazy Brunette Chick

Just jen wants to know about public encounters and really don't think mine can top hers or D Scandal but it was fun for me. I only have two experiences because the man and I are prude like that but I am always up for an adventure if he is.

We were at Victoria Secrets and I was looking for a new bra. Thanks to having babies my boobs like to change in size ever so often. So we go in the dressing room, back when they allowed husbands in the room, and began taking off all my clothes for the man. Who cares if I was only fringe on bras. I am going to make it worth it for the man. He begins to lick and play with my pussy and then we end up stopping because the lady keeps checking on us. But at least we get to play a little.

The other time is a hump day when I decide to visit the man at work and give him a treat. I have on my trench coat, black lace bra, pencil skirt and stilettos. I kind of saw is office buddies first which was kind of funny and then when he finally showed up he was shocked. We went into his office locked the door, covered the window and then I opened my coat for him. We laughed and he didn't want to get in trouble. I told him he better fuck me now or he won't get any action from me at home. He gave a nervous giggle and let me take out his cock to suck and get lubes up. I then bent over his desk, he lifted my skirt and made me a happy wife. What is even more funny is I came for lunch the next week and some of the office guys were telling me that my husband had a lady visitor last week. My reply, as I looked at my honey and smiled, I hope she was hot.

A Bazinga Worthy Wednesday

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A bazinga-worthy Wednesday
1) It seems like a ton of restaurants have started having savory salads that include fruit (strawberries, mandarin oranges, grapes, apples, etc.) along with lettuce or some other leafy veggie. Frankly, I don't think fruit and veggies should mix on my plate, but apparently not everyone agrees with me. What is your take on salads with fruit?

Seriously if I wanted to eat fruit I would eat fruit. I don't like it in my salad. Although I did have a salad with cranberries and it wasn't that bad but oranges and grapes is taking it too far. 

2) I like to play this little game with myself (and sometimes friends) where I make up stories in my head about someone's secret sexual fetishes based on the way they look and my initial opinion of them. I once made the assumption that a certain female coworker was into dominatrix stuff and my theory just recently got confirmed, much to my disgust. If I were to meet you in person, what kind of fetish do you think I'd assume you'd be into?

Lol I have no idea I am a pretty quiet girl on the outside. I would be interested to hear your assumptions

3) A former coworker recently told me that he always wished he had the ability to stop time so he could do it during a company wide meeting and arrange all the bosses into a crazy orgy and when he un-stopped time they'd be caught in compromising positions. What would you do if you could stop time?

If I could stop time I would go into peoples homes and see what they are really doing that or stay in bed with my man not caring about anything or anyone

4) On an episode of "The Big Bang Theory," the character of Sheldon breaks into an arcade and plays in the ball pit for a while, which looks like a ton of fun to me. If you were locked in an arcade for a night and could act like a carefree child, what games would you play or what activities would you do?

I love PAC-MAN and of course Lets Make A Deal 

5) If someone gave you an insider trading secret, would you risk getting caught and use the information to invest money in a business and rake in the cash?

What else would you do with a secret?! 

6) I came home from work last Friday night to find a massive crime scene at the drug dealer's house across the street. As I was trying to drive into my driveway, I saw two police officers throw a very tall, large man onto the ground, put handcuffs on him, and drag him to a police car. It was like an episode of "COPS" in front of me. Have you ever witnessed someone getting arrested? (Or, have you ever been arrested yourself?)

No not particularly I know quite a bit of cops and have seen them around but never the pleasure o see that kind of action

7) Food-eating challenges intrigue me (and apparently fans of the TV shows "Man vs. Food" and "Outrageous Food"). A local hot dog place will give you free hot dogs if you can eat 25 or more in an hour. I so think I could do it. Have you ever taken part in some sort of food eating contest or challenge?

Ummm no I don't like that kind of public humiliation. Plus just the thought of eating that much food makes me sick

8) Flash mobs seem to be happening everywhere all the time. What do you think is the appeal of being in a flash mob? This is a phenomenon I simply do not understand.

I have no idea why a flashmob is now I must go look it up. 

9) My younger brother disturbingly nicknamed my breasts "Pedro" and "Sanchez" one day; why they're named after Mexican men I don't know. Have you ever nicknamed a body part, of your own or someone else's?

Boob one and boob two that's all I got. Well also Peter and virginia who like to meet often

10) Since I started my current job, I've met a lot of women who are shoe-obsessed. Apparently there's a difference between wearing shoes and loving shoes. Why do you think some women feel the need to own up to 100 or more pairs of shoes? Why do you think they will pay hundreds of dollars on a single pair?

I think shoes really make an Outfit. There are so many different styles colors and prints that it is a dun accessory but I definitely wouldn't pay a fortune for some

11) Would you pose completely naked for a magazine for $10,000?

Make it $50,000 and we got a deal. That way after taxes I have something

12) If I walked into your home at this exact moment, what would I see? Is it neat and clean, is it mostly clean with just a few things out of place, or is it like my house which always looks like a tornado went through?

You would see me in bed while my kids are running around doing whatever they want. Oh shut I better get up

WTF Meme

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Kicking my Ass into Gear!!!!

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This time last year I was around 190 to 200 pounds heavy. I joined someones blog challenge and ended up losing 50 to 60 pounds and it was awesome. I felt skinny, sexy and fabulous. I got to the current weight picture but have never really hit goal. I just stayed put and fluctuated between 150 to 160 pounds. I stopped exercising and became friends again with my oreos and milk.

Well I am here to say that I am DONE being lazy and ready to get my ass in gear again. Yesterday and today I walked twelve laps and it felt so good!!! I forgot how good it feels to get some exercise, besides sex that is. I have never been lazy in that department.

So I have been doing this exercise plan that I found through Pinterest. I can't get the pictures to post so you can go check it out here:, to see what the workout plan is.

Doing this on top of my walking and chasing kids should very much help me hit goal. I look forward to it!!

Monday, June 20, 2011

Monday Minute

It's that time again people

Monday Minute
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1 - In terms of having sex, etc, what's your 'safe word'?
Safe word?  We don't really have a word. We watch we listen then we know what to do next

2 - What are you wearing?
Jeans, Tshirt and socks. The sexy kind ;-)

3 - How are you feeling?
Mmmmmmm confused, content, anxious and a whole bunch of other craziness

4 - How many and which languages can you speak fluently?
English with a little bit of Thai and Spanish 

and finally...

5 - Name at least one thing that you did as an adolescent that if you caught your child (or future child) doing, you'd get pretty mad.
Quite a few things come to mind, but there is one thing that I did that I already caught one child doing and amazing enough I wasn't upset but I don't know how to handle it. 

Go link up ;-)

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Sunday Stealing

Welcome back to Sunday Stealing 

Today we ripped off a blogger known as blogger and blog named PT-LawMom. It is not her first trip to this rodeo, we've victimized her once before, in August 2008. Since it's long we will do it in parts. She does not say where she ripped it. But, it was probably stolen there as well. So, of course, that will be as far as we go. Tracing back our theft's thieves might take some time. Link back to us at Sunday Stealing!

Sunday Stealing: The Seriously Random Question Meme, Part 2

Cheers to all of us thieves!

21. Have you ever had a garage sale?

Yes! It was so awesome that a greyhound bus showed up

22. What color is your cell phone?

Black, so boring

23. What is the last alcoholic beverage you had?


24. Are you happy right now?

Content would be more the word

25. Who came over to your house last?


26. Do you drink beer?

Not really 

27. Have your brothers or sisters ever told you that you were adopted?

That would be a definite yes. Especially since I was the baby of the family

28. What is your favorite key on your key chain?

Silly question. My favorite key is the one that gets me out of the house and far far away

29. What was the last movie you watched at home?

The Dilemma
30. What is in your pocket?

Don't have any

31. Who introduced you to your bf/gf/husband/wife?

Nobody, he introduced himself. Oh wait maybe his brother did

32. Where do you hurt?

Physically no where

33. Has someone ever made you a build a bear?


34. What’s something fun you did today?

Went to a pizza place and won lots of tickets or stuck my hand up my honeys shorts on the car ride home or flashed some truck drivers and waved at every single one. It's a toss up. Overall a very fun day

35. What is your favorite aisle at Target?

The dollar aisle. It is all a bunch of crap but it's still a dollar

36. When is your birthday?

Coming up in a couple weeks. 

37. Is there anything hanging from your rear view mirror?


38. How many states in the US have you been to?

Close to 10 or more

39. What kind of milk do you drink?

I love cream top milk but if we don't have that I go for whole milk 

40. What are you going to do after this?

Jump my husband profusely ;-)

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9-Function Playful Curve - Review #3

Disclosure of Material Connection: I received one or more products mentioned below free from manufacturer. My review of the product is based on my personal opinion. I recommend and endorse products based on what I believe is best for my readers. I am disclosing this in accordance with the Federal Trade Commission's Guidelines, CFR, Part 255.

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I love receiving new toys and experiencing the different shapes and functions it provides. I have yet to find a toy that makes me orgasm internally but with some clitoris play they all have me gushing.

My favorite part about this toy is the pointy end. You can rub it in between your lips and around your clit and it will feel like a finger paying special attention to each part of the pussy. The different pulsatilla make it so much better.

I tried this in bed and in the shower. While in bed I wasn't quite wet enough to play internally, hard to believe I know, so I got some really good action on my clit but in the shower it worked wonders. It would be nice to have it a little bit thicker in width but the point and the vibration make up for that.

Details as told on
(words in bold is my opinion on details)

* Bulk Weight: 2.4(oz) / 0.07(kg)Easy to manage

* Silky smooth Satin Finish™, high intensity This toy is nice and smooth but if you are wanting to take this toy inside your lips I would suggest being extremely wet or have some lube nearby

* 9 functions of vibration, pulsation, and escalation The different vibrations were great foreplay to tickle my pussy and get it ready for the real deal. In the end I would just use the first three vibrations. Really don't need extra to climax.

* Easy push button activation Definitely easy to turn on and off bit again, depending on what setting you are on, it might take a while to turn off. Which can be annoying if you need it off pronto when kids enter the room. Sidenote: always make sure door is locked.

* EZ load battery sleeve

* Satin Finish™/ABS with PU Cote (massager) ABS (cap)

* 2 AAA batteries They are not included so be sure to have your own

* 6.5”x 1.25”/ 17 cm x 3 cm Length is well liked especially when you want the feeling o having something slide in and out of you

Thursday, June 16, 2011

HNT - Shoulders

A Look Over My Shoulder

I look over my shoulder
A quick glance at the past
A numb sadness comes over me
Thinking the memories ended to fast

Turning around, I look forward
Starring at the future to come
A feeling of confusion takes over
My destination, where do I start from?

Stopping, I turn my vision to the side
I look at the present taking place
An easyness sinks into my body
Watching the events I face

Create Date :  Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Katherine Sessor

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Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Wicked Wednesday

One Crazy Brunette Chick

For this wicked Wednesday the theme is anything wet and at first thought it made me think of my brother and sister in-laws new place. It had a pool and we happened to talk about trying pool sex. So funny to actually be out in the pool knowing that they were inside and them knowing what we were doing.

The most exciting would have had to been when we were on vacation and our resort had a jacuzzi on the balcony. Walking out naked in all our glory for anyone to see. My husband played with my nipples and I sitting on his lap biuncing up and down. It was exhilarating. Something everyone should try at least once. Any type of balcony sex. ;-) would love to read what you have done!!


I got a new toy that I will post my review of shortly


I have been having issues with self love lately. Mostly with my body and the changes it has experienced with childbirth and life. So I am going to start doing some pictures of a body part to kind of help me appreciate all that I have and have been through. I am going to make it a part of HNT.

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Ramblings of a SAHM #1

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This is the kind of hair pulling I would enjoy. My body has been waking at six almost every morning so I get up take care of the garden, make sure animals are fed, then tidy up the house. Which never makes sense because it just gets messy again when the kids wake. I think I will start doing that at night. Anywho, I am bored. That's what this all comes down too.

I would love to find a job and have some outside stimulation. But then I get stuck in an argument with the man, who wants me to stay home for the kids. I would love to stay home for the kids and be that mom but it's just not me. I guess that makes me a horrible person for not wanting to stay home with the kids. The truth hurts, even for me. Because in the end I will probably end up sucking it up and doing what others think is best.

Monday, June 13, 2011

Monday Minute

Link up or else.

Monday Minute
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1 - In your opinion, rank the following in order of historical impact, 1 being the highest impact - Slavery in the US, the Holocaust of the late 1930s through mid 1940s or Women's suffrage?

#1 - Holocaust, #2 - Slavery - #3 Women's suffrage

2 - Why did you select #1?

Killing is just not right especially in the sick way that it happened

3 - To plan for something means that you are gathering information, planning ahead, getting ready, etc. What is 'pre-planning'?

Getting the motivation to plan?

4 - If you are a female, have you ever 'lost' a condom while having sex? If you are a male, have you ever broke on through to the other side?

I am not one for condoms. I like the real cock and nothing but the cock. Ok maybe some other things besides cock lol

and finally...

5 - Explain how one can slap the shit out of another person.

Hmmmmmmm maybe slap their ass and then shit might come out.

Batman, yes!

While away I bought my man some of these because I have never seen him wear briefs. Is that what they are called? They were so freaking hot that I couldn't stop staring at him.

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We ended up not waiting for the kids to go to bed and jumped each other. We did so many different positions that I was gushing in pleasure. We ended with my favorite and his too. The kids came explained about a mess that needed to be cleaned so we took care of it and went back for more.

As soon as we were behind locked doors it began all over. I couldn't stop. I had to have every piece. So glad to be home.

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Friday, June 10, 2011

Fawk you


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This is how it works... Fawk You Friday with Christyand up your complaints, beefs, or any post you think we would deem Fawk You worthy...Do it in list form if you've had a really bad week, or go off on a huge tangent. Doesn't matter 

Fawk you to long car rides with little kidlets. 

Fawk yeah to an awesome vacation and good times with friends and family

That's all I got right now lol go link up and have some fun

Is it?

This vacation has been wonderful and very relaxing. It's been nice not worrying about people watching, judging and well basically putting you in a box. I almost felt free in a way. I am a bit emotional as I clean and pack up to go back to my reality. I miss my husband TREMENDOUSLY but it doesn't change the fact that I want to stay a little longer. That's life I suppose.

Wednesday, June 8, 2011


PhotobucketPhotobucket is weird!  That is all I am going to say about that.  Tried getting a better size but it was not working with me too nicely.  So this will have to do.  I am not going to lie, when going to do this I was a bit nervous.  The fear of the unknown and how it would feel made me queezy but as soon as he started I was wondering what all the fuss was about.  Yeah it had a bit of pain but it wasn't anything fierce.   Towards the end it got annoying but it was a lot of fun overall.  It was kind of weird being that close to another man.  It was very intimate, for me, as he touched my skin and sat close behind me. Very enjoyable.  I still cant believe I went through with it but it's one thing to cross off my bucket list. Score!

Monday, June 6, 2011

Tattoo and Nervous Doing

From my previous blog , I wrote about my dream of always wanting a tattoo.  I was a constant buyer of the temporary's, which isn't a bad thing.  It provided a lot of fun for me and the man as I would hide them and he would come find them. 

 (my own)
But the time has come to where I actually have an appointment tomorrow night to get one.  I am starting to think this vacation is not so fun since I have been scared shitless at one time or another.  I am so nervous that I am getting into my role as a stay-at-home mom and house wife.  I am baking  I am cooking a roast in a crock pot on a fucking Monday and I am swimming it up.  I have been practicing my breathing and laughing hysterically at myself in anticipation. As long as I don't pee my pants I am fine.  I found my design at Tattoo Johnny's website.  Who knows what it will actually come out looking like. 

Monday Minute

1 - What part of 'no' do you not understand?
I believe it is the 'n' because I use the 'o' all the time

2 - Which current reality show do you think you could win?

american idol because i got mad skills

3 - Would you amputate your right arm for ten million dollars?
that is A LOT of money but I don't think I can be without my arms even if it was a fake one

4 - If I say, just bring it - what you got?
I can kick ass at leg wrestling ;)

and finally...

5 - You are opening a restaurant.  What type or theme of food are you serving?

I wouldn't want to do what everyone else is doing so I would hit up for some Thai food.  I like it spicey!!  The man and I have always talked about opening a sandwich shop too!  It would be a lot of fun

Your turn!!  Go link up

Sunday, June 5, 2011


Well I am truly blessed by a man who needs me as much as I need him. I woke up at 3 am to dogs barking at the door. Scared the shit out of me!! Who the hell is at our door at 3 in the fucking morning. My knight in casual attire. LOL True to my word I took him to bed and did a number of things and I could of kept going but I decided to let him sleep since he did drive 7-8 hours to see me.I dont know if it helped or made things worse because I am still left wanting more.  Have no fear I will get it!!

He even bought me a toy since I forgot mine.  This week will be wonderful indeed!!

Saturday, June 4, 2011

Sunday Stealing

The Team Jeffie Meme

Please read: We have a bit of a twist to Sunday Stealing this week. We steal from blogs living or dead. It doesn't matter to us. But the meme we stumbled across this week was the last post the man, Jeff, ever posted. It had a preamble from his wife, Amy. She explained he was in a terrible accident and directed people to her Team Jeffie website. We did a bit of searching. What happened to Jeff? We thought we might just go ahead and publish. Yet, wait. That did not seem right. Instead, we decided to find out if Jeff was okay and if his wife minded our theft. We wrote to his wife, Amy asking that question. Amy first wrote:


If you point to anything, please point to the Team Jeffie page here on Facebook ( -- if you flip back through the entries from the past six months, you'll begin to get a sense of how horrific these months have been. Especially for the months of December and January, when our only goals were 'survival' and 'eventual consciousness.'

Prior to his accident, Jeff was an extraordinarily gifted engineer. In the past six months, he has relearned to breathe, to talk, to feed himself, to walk. We have learned, much to our astonishment, that if he perseveres with his therapy, there is a good chance that he might resume his engineering work -- not now, not soon, but eventually.

Imagine a man who loves audio work so much that he was back mixing live performances when he still needed a walker, and still struggled to speak clearly all the time. (I should note that his skills survived the accident. It was amazing to see.)

Jeff, his family, his friends, and I have been through a lot. We are very real people going through a horrific life event, and we need genuine support and care, not curious onlookers.

We were extraordinarily introverted before the accident, and the months since have been doubly traumatic -- not only are we going through this, we're having to go through it with zero privacy.

Whatever you say ... please be kind. That's all I can ask.

We wrote her back to say that her words would introduce our meme. Today, please click on her Team Jeffie website. Just say “hi” and wish him well. We're hoping that those of you with the time could also help our new friends Amy and Jeffie. Let them know they've got new friends that care. We hope we've been kind. God bless them. God bless you, our friends!

Bud Weiser

Welcome back to Sunday Stealing which originated on WTIT: The Blog authored by Bud Weiser. Here we will steal all types of memes from every corner of the blogosphere. Our promise to you is that we will work hard to find the most interesting and intelligent memes. You may have heard of the expression, “honor amongst thieves”. In that age-old tradition, we also have our rules. First, we always credit the blog that we stole it from and we will “fess up” to the blog owner where we stole the meme. We also provide a link to the victim's post. (It's our way of saying "Thanks!") We do sometimes edit the original meme, usually to make it more relevant to our global players, to challenge our players, sometimes to select that meme's best questions, or simply to make it less repetitive from either this new meme or recently asked questions from a prior featured meme. Let's go!!!

Today we ripped off a blogger named Jeff from the blog Sliding Constant. But, it was probably stolen there as well. So, of course, that will be as far as we go. Tracing back our theft's thieves might take some time. Link back to us at Sunday Stealing!

Sunday Stealing: The Team Jeffie Meme

Cheers to all of us thieves!


Q: Kissed someone on your friends list?

Which friends list?  Facebook? of course Blogger? I would love to ;)

Q: Been arrested?


Q: Held a snake?
True and they slither on our land a lot and they still freak me out

Q: Been suspended from school?
Q: Sang karaoke?
False that I can remember
Q: Done something you told yourself you wouldn't do?
Q: Laughed until you started crying?
True it gets rather embarrassing sometimes
Q: Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
Q: Kissed in the rain?
Q: Sang in the shower?
Q: Sat on a roof top?
Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
Q: Broken a bone?
Q: Shaved your head?
Q: Played a prank on someone?
Q: Shot a gun?
Q: Donated Blood?


1. You hung out with?
2. You texted?
3. You were in a car with?
4. Went to the movies with?
5. Person you went to shop with?
6. You talked on the phone?
7. Made you laugh?
8. You hugged?


1. Sang?
2. Listened to music?
3. Danced Crazy?
no but i need to it has been way too long
4. Cried?

FIRSTS .....

1.Who was your first prom (or homecoming) date? adam

2. Who was your first roommate? i had five other girls with me

3. What alcoholic beverage did you drink when you got drunk the first time? strawberry wine i think but i wasnt really drunk i just stayed up until 6am and that makes me a little wild

4. What was your first job? receptionist, i love office work

5. What was your first car? buick skylark, was perfect

6. When did you go to your first funeral and viewing? hmmmmm when i was 3 it was my dads

7. Who was your first grade teacher? that one chick

8. Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane? iowa

9. When you snuck out of your house for the first time? i never had to sneak out, the front door always worked

10. Who was your first best friend? lyndsay

11. Who was your first Best Friend in high school? jessica

12. Where was your first sleepover? lyndsay's house

13. Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day? my husband or jessica
14. Who's wedding were you in the first time you were a Bridesmaid or groomsman? my sister's

15. What is the first thing you did when you got up this morning? checked my phone lol 16. First time you tied your shoe laces? you expect me to remember that

17. Are you Facebook friends with your first crush? no

18. Who was the first person you met from the blogosphere? i havent met anyone from blogosphere, came close while in texas but still waiting for that first time ;)

19. What was the first music album that you bought? wilson phillips hahahaha
20. Who was your first celebrity crush? Mark-Paul Gosselaar

Thank you for playing this week on Sunday Stealing! Please leave a comment or link when you have posted. Stop back and visit other player’s posts. That is really what this is all about, making new friends! Have a great week. See you next Sunday!