Friday, April 29, 2011

Fawk You Friday


Fawk You (not a profanity) Friday is a therapeutic way to whine, rant, complain, piss & moan about anything that's bothering you. Each Friday, co-hostess with the mostest Christy @ My Mad Mind and Boobies will have a new linky up....There really are no rules. Use our button, don't...use any terminology you want. Follow who you want, etc. Just tell us whats rubbing you wrong. ;)

So my Fawk Yous for the week--

Fawk you to drama! Friends have so much going on in their lives that sucks big monkey balls and I wish it would go away for them

Fawk you to debt!  If we didn't have it I would be able to travel and see my awesome friends who live in far away places

Fawk you to PMS and my bitchy moodiness

Fawk me hard  Hoping the man takes me before the visitor comes because I will need it. 

Hope you all had a fabulous Fawk You Friday and were able to vent!!

Saturday 9

Technically it is still Friday but since I have nothing else to do I am going to have fun with this. 

Welcome to Saturday: 9. What we've committed to our readers is that we will post 9 questions every Saturday. Sometimes the post will have a theme, and at other times the questions will be totally unrelated. Those weeks we do "random questions," so-to-speak. We encourage you to visit other participants posts and leave a comment. Because we don't have any rules, it is your choice. We hate rules. We love memes, however, and here is today's meme!

Saturday 9: Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow?

1. Have you ever been in a situation with a lover wher you did not know what tomorrow would bring?

Hmmmm this is so right now. I have know idea what we will be doing this weekend and I am so bored right now that it will more than likely carry on throughout

2. What worries you most today?

My scattered brain. So many thoughts wants and wishes but no room to move 

3. Could I tell if you were lying to me?

If you are a really good people reader probably. Depends on what the lie is about

4. What do you miss most about the 80s?

My father. He passed away in the 80's. I didn't even know him

5. What's going on that you can't understand?

Politics and this great nation 

6. How would I know if you liked me?

If I got physical with you. If I like you I will stand close, touch you to emphasize a point if I don't then I will stand back and not give myself and my space

7. If you ever won an award, what would you want it to be for?

Hmmm this is a hard one. I don't like light or the center so I wouldn't want to be put in the open by an award

8. What would we be surprised to know that you've done?

There are a lot of surprises that I wouldn't put on here ;-) I am sure they will come out eventually

9. What's the most exotic mixed drink you remember trying? Did you enjoy it?

Lol I don't know if the drinks I have tried have ever been exotic but some have been sweet and sour with a little too much vodka. I guess I just posted one of my surprises

Thanks so much for joining us again at Saturday: 9. As always, feel free to come back, see who has participated and comment on their posts. In fact sometimes, if you want to read & comment on everyone's responses, you might want to check back again tomorrow. But it is not a rule. We haven't any rules here. Join us on next Saturday for another version of Saturday: 9, "Just A Silly Meme on a Saturday!" Enjoy your weekend!

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Being Home

Leaving life last week was relaxing and very enjoyable. So much that it felt like it never happened. I got excited for the time to come q d leave with my husband and then when I got there I was counting down until I knew we had to come home. I should of embraced it more and taken everything in. Planned it out better.

The energy and live we shared was AMAZING. We have learned so much over the course we have been together that it has gotten that way. And I plan on continuing to learn more to build our sexual love and release. But that's not what I want to talk about.

Being joke I have thought a lot about my trip with my man and realized that while we were away we didn't talk much. More importantly I didn't talk much. Of course we talked about his conference, his work, the kids, sex but for some reason I came away feeling like we didn't talk. A really weird feeling.

Has anyone else felt this way with their significant other? It's kind of like an empty feeling.

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Silicone Vibrating Pleasure Beads Review #2

> My husband always said I had a 'tight ass' but I never really believed it until this toy.
> The details are:
> Bulk Weight: 2.3(oz) / 0.07(kg)
> Sensuous shape for intense stimulation
> Graduated, firm, flexible, vibrating pleasure beads with durable handle
> Powerful and removable 3-speed stimulator resonates throughout
> Pure Silicone (probe), ABS (stimulator)
> 5.75"/ 15 cm (bead length) 2.25"x .75"/ 6 cm x 2 cm (stimulator)
> At first glance it looks tiny and manageable but once in action it is a totally different experience than visualized. Now granted it doesn't say anywhere on the package that this is for anal play, I assumed it was due to other toys I have that are beads and specific to anal play.
> The beads were soft and comfortable to the touch and the length of it can bend to wherever you put them. The material is actually very sense appealing and stimulated my nether regions to enhance climax.
> While using the vibrating pleasure beads vaginally I could feel my insides suction the toy. I put a majority of it inside and bent the end to hit my clitoris and bring a bigger climax.
> Overall this toy can be experimented with and enjoyed. The only downside is that if the cap isn't screwed on tight (controlling batteries inside) it can mess with the vibrations throwing off your climax.
> Go to: to check out more

Sex Toy #2

Monday, April 18, 2011


The husband and I are on a week long vacation. Some of it is for work but the rest is for play. My sexual energy was so raging by the time we got to our hotel that I am surprised our clothes didn't rip from getting them off. It was AMAZING sex and I am excited to do it all week!!!

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Remember Me

Did something for the husband the other day. Got him some cookies that had my name and told him now he could eat me all day. Hahahaha

Do you do anything for your significant other for them to remember you all day?

Crystal High Intensity Mini Bullet

The intensity level is so amazing that your pussy will be quivering from exhaustion.

Getting Some Action

A while back I did sex toys reviews for a blog and since then I stopped doing that blog but I still get random toys in the mail. So I want to review them and give them the credit they deserve.

The place to look is California Exotics!! The toy is Crystal High Intensity Mini Bullet. I am a bullet fan no matter what but this little toy is different than all the bullets I have tried. It is smaller and it has no attachment to turn it on and off.

This little toy is so small that it fits into the folds of my lips and can stay there. Maybe I just have big lips. The bullet is very hands on and gets messy when in use. I never realized how juicy I was until this toy.

Cleaning is easy, just rinse it with water and wipe it down. I definitely would recommend this to others for a good time.

Go check out: for more information

Saturday, April 9, 2011

Breast Guy

My husband just informed me that he thinks my breast are the perfect size. I asked him why and he replied with, "because I can fit them into the palm of my hands." True romantic right there

Thought of this quote the other day and I put it in response to someones post about older couples having sex.

"Young dumb and full of cum. Old bold and full of gold ;-)"

Friday, April 8, 2011

Tragic Heartache

I took a nice long hot bath last night. Getting lost in a book is a great escape for me. I ventured to the bed in my towel and laid reading.

My husband came in with our youngest and we visited while the child crawled around and played. He decided to walk around me, who knows what he was thinking, not realizing how close the side of the bed was and fell straight to the floor before I could catch him. I was the first to him, grabbing him, trying to comfort him. He would not have me. He looked at me as if I was the one that hurt him and my heart ached. I wanted to comfort, be close, take his pain away but he would not have me. He went to my husband crying still looking at me as if I were evil.

Today as the family is away and it is just him and I he keeps his distance and won't let me touch him and show him that I love him. He is my baby and my last, this hurts me.

How am I to compare when he is his daddy's boy?!

Thursday, April 7, 2011

You think you are going through hell?

I have heard many times how men have a hell week or is it more than that?! Who knows? I just want to say that the men aren't the only ones that feel the drastic emotions and roller coaster that a monthly visitor brings.

I am on my period not dead. TOUCH ME! I still have feelings and desires and they are not going to leave because of a hiccup. TOUCH ME! I get it, no inside play but the least you can do is roll around with me, grope me, make out with me. TOUCH ME!

Just saying